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Dec. 23rd, 2009

A little naughty

mood:

amused

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In August I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Tuesday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In April I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In September I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Wednesday I gave

pezwerewolf a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-1009 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
dragontamerno3

A spanking, huh? Wonder who from.

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00:01 Daily Tweeting bit.ly/5mpBhG #
12:58 twitpic.com/uoxc8 - Emma is such a dumb vagina. #

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Dec. 22nd, 2009

pezwerewolf

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16:11 twitpic.com/ukjmn - Mouthwash from hell! #

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Dec. 21st, 2009

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00:01 Daily Tweeting bit.ly/8kHX9g #

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Dec. 20th, 2009

pezwerewolf

Daily Tweeting

00:01 Daily Tweeting bit.ly/88cw02 #
21:19 I wish I knew how to worry less. #
21:36 I wish I were better at expressing my emotions. I wish a lot of things. If wishes were horses, eh? #
22:16 Why am I such a loser? I don't actually need anyone to answer since I won't get the message for a while anyway. #
22:19 The Doctor's ego has gotten badly inflated. Clearly someone needs to knock him on his ass. #
22:49 Oh look, I've made myself sick. #
23:03 I'm watching some piece of shit called Killer Movie and I should probably stop wasting my mom's minutes. #

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Dec. 19th, 2009

pezwerewolf

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16:46 Just finished #reading Catch-22 by Joseph Heller. #

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Dec. 18th, 2009

pezwerewolf

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03:05 Daily Tweeting bit.ly/5PNeCN #

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Dec. 17th, 2009

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03:10 Daily Tweeting bit.ly/4RnECQ #

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Dec. 16th, 2009

pezwerewolf

Daily Tweeting

00:02 Daily Tweeting bit.ly/5LPywn #
00:33 Sometimes a summary lets you know that you really shouldn't read the story: "wehn sam have babie ppl get jelous" #
00:49 "…[A]n incident involving only ham, a towel, and a cable cord…" I must admit that I am intrigued. #
00:56 RT: @picturecool: Wobbuffet is evolving! #photo bit.ly/8vlsgM (I think understanding this makes me a geek.) #
00:59 I really wish my face would stop exploding all over the place. #
01:04 "Who is going to dare to bother us about being gay? Everyone loves you and everyone fears me. It's perfect." #
01:13 Jeremy is so chill over there with his tambourine. #
01:17 "Being queer in middle school is not exactly a walk in the park." This is true. Which is why I didn't come out until high school. #
01:21 My kingdom for an effective nasal decongestant. #
01:22 @mordantkitten '01-'05 in Long Beach, CA. No one really gave a damn. #
01:26 @mordantkitten I imagine it's still a bitch some places, but Long Beach has, like, the third largest pride celebration in the nation. #
02:26 I don't want to drink this water because it's cold, but the stinging in my lips is telling me I need to. #
02:50 "Literally aflame with homosexuality." Something just reminded me of the song analysis that contained that phrase. #
02:53 Dear god, the sneezing! Not only is it gross, it hurts as well. #
02:55 @Dragontamerno3 Feel free to call if it did. #

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Dec. 15th, 2009

pezwerewolf

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00:12 Daily Tweeting bit.ly/4WzM1U #
16:27 I am depressingly sick, but @Dragontamerno3 came over last night and made me soup. #
17:24 www.rockpapercynic.com/index.php?date=2009-12-02 "Poop can be deep." #
17:41 What is this about Freddie's dad dying of Lyme disease as the result of a vicious tick attack? #
18:42 I should give these Alka-Seltzer fast crystal packs to @Dragontamerno3. I got her sick and it's a busy month at work for her. #
18:50 @Dragontamerno3 There are only 10 in each box. They won't last very long. #
18:58 My paid account on LJ expires tomorrow. #
19:18 Dad had the Christmas lights and the photo-cell set up in such a way that when the lights came on, they forced themselves off. #
19:34 If I won @steepster's contest bit.ly/tea-contest, the first tea I'd make with @joeyroth's Sorapot is peaches & cream tea from @52teas #
20:01 RT @JeremyCShipp: A were-tree's bark is slightly worse than its bite. #
20:01 The 3 button on my remote is being difficult, and I blame @Dragontamerno3. #
20:37 The idea of a team of assorted scientists observing and analyzing the behavior of certain celebrities on Twitter is oddly hilarious. #
20:45 www.imdb.com/title/tt0453543/ Why do I watch these things? #
20:57 @Dragontamerno3 So it would seem. #
21:43 My paid account on LJ is officially expired. #
21:45 I had it for, like, three years, so I'm actually kinda sad about it. #
21:52 The only reason I didn't renew this year is because they don't seem to be doing the sale where paid accounts get free upgrades to 100 icons. #
22:57 I would really appreciate it if the sneezing could stop. #
23:43 Dad brought out a bottle of Cutty Sark earlier that's at least 13 years old. #